Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
