butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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