I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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