do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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