can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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