Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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