Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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