He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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