Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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