I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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