yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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