i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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