what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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