if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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