Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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