carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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