I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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