She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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