1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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