oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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