I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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