Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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