Define "chronic" masturbator.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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