She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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