So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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