Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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