I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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