Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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