Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
