I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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