I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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