What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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