Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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