just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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