All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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