Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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