no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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