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  I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I don't know where I am but there are firefighters

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin

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• (917): View more from New York City

  This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly

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  We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (214): View more from Texas

  After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.

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  That would explain all the random shit in my room...

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop

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