can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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