I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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