Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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