I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you mean i was at the winter classic?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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