i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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