better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Let's paint friendship bongs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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