I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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