I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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