Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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