I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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