super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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