she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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