My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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