my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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