I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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