Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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