Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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