why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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