Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
