The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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