After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize
