I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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