You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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