She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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